The United States of South America

A groundbreaking meeting has been scheduled for all 'head of states and popular representative(s)' from Latin America to meet, and i assume, start off the Great Big South American George Bush Bashing Love-in (GBSAGBBL).

This 'first summit of Presidents and Social Movements' and GBSAGBBLs' of the region will be held here, in the tranquil heart of South America, Bolivia, and in the even more tranquil heart of Bolivia, Cochabamba in early June.

The meeting is brain child of socialist wizkid and head of the GBSAGBBL movement, Mr Hugo Chavez, the 'Big Cheese' from Venezuela. MR Juan Evo Morales Ayma Mamani, Bolivia's own 'Queso Grande' declared that the summit was;

"Important for Latin American unity.....(and) to liberate Latin America”

Whilst he continued under his breath;

"…from those feckin' thiefin' robbin' Chilian' bastards"

So from that we can conclude that the Bolivian head of state has his own plans for the new South American order, but what about the main one, the Chavster.

Chavez (from the state of Venezuela in the United States of (South) America) is, as mentioned above, the main antagonist in the war of words and oil against the United States of (North) America. He seems to be attempting to make George 'Doubleya' Bush look stupid and force his hand into making stupid statements and declaring war on countries for totally the wrong reasons.....oh.

But still, his recent Anti-Bush tour of South America declaring to everyone who would listen in near perfect English;

"GRINGO, GO HOME"

...is the first time during my stay in South America that this statement actually rings true!

His visit to Buenos Aires (capital of The State of Argentina in The United States of (South) America), was timed to coincide with George's visit to neighbouring Uruguay and attracted 40,000 plus Bush hating left-wingists in a packed out football stadium

The whole problem seems to be that the US has basically neglected their southern neighbours ever since 9/11, from where their foreign policy shifted towards messing with Middle East countries rather than South American ones. I am reading in the news that there is 'slight Anti-US sentiment in Latino America'. Notice there 'slight'. I could use that and say the journalist who wrote that was 'slightly' incompetent!

Mr Bush wants a more 'sensitive and comprehensive immigration policy involving Mexicans', which is OBVIOUSLY why he is building a big feck off wall to keep them all out! BUT, i think he has an ulterior motive in this. With China being the only other superpower in the world (not to mention them owning a stupid amount of the US debt) i think its the start of an UNCLEAR WALLS RACE. With China having their 'Great Wall', George is going to build one taller, wider and that snakes back on itself a few times to make it the LONGEST wall in the world...which can be more easily seen from space than the Chinese one;

"WOO HA HA HA HA HA" Cackled George.

G 'Doubleya' came into office with the promise that Latin America will be his priority, and his neglect of this promise has left a gap which Chavez has gratefully began to fill. The 'backyard' of America is trying to get over the side gate and into the street. Who knows where they will end up after that....